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aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
Dear Customer.
u hve subscribed kanjuci package now u can enjoy saving of sms.
Ur subscription title Kanjus is Valid till aLLaH gives u tofiq to send sms.
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....



















Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....


Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....



GEO MUSHaRRaF.................
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,


cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,


ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,


akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.
U.S.a ne bridge bnaya jo 2citys ko milata ha
British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2countrys ko milata ha PaKISTaN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct aLLaH TaLa se milata ha
Ye awaaz pehchano,


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Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
Put Ur Hand On a Hot Stove For a Minute, It Seems Like an Hour...
But
Sit Wid a Pretty Girl For an Hour, It Seems Like a Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->
What''s Difference B/w The Memories Of a Woman & Man ..?


a Woman Will always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her

&

a Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn''t Marry.... ;->
ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?


ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge



Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna


agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna


agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
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DaNT SaaF RaKHNa.