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Mother :
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
Salesman :
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho

Jab har janib khamoshi ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye

Jb taangen thak jaen

To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

Hum apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye

1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim

Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy U r Sad
If U Feel a Bit Dizzy

U r Sad

Not Feeling Well

and

U are Craving 4 Something Sweet


Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?













U are Suffering From
VITaMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->
KHABARDAR ! ! !
KHaBaRDaR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy


Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou Call Ki Jiye


Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye


''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->
FOUR Flowers Especially For U . . .
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .

--(<@


--(<@


--(<@


--(<@


1st For Frienship


2nd For Happiness


3rd For Care



4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->
4 Years
4 Years

40 Subjects

400 Practicals

4000 Lectures

40000 Submissions

a Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining abnormals are Called



** DOCTORS **
Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?
Jo Mujhe abhi Msg Na Bheje
Wo . . . ? ? ?
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Itni Chahat Se Kuch aur Nahi Dekha

Dekhne Do apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain

Muddat Hui In aankhon Ne Koi BEGaIRaT Nahi Dekha ;->
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly
at a Bus Stop a Man Entered The Bus
and
Shouted Out Loudly


''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''




















Tariq qulfi Wala aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol aayega ;->
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEaRT . . .
Ye Dil aap Ka Hua



U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge



U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom



U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na



U NEED BaLaNCE . . .
Hum aap K Hain Kon ;->

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