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U know my engagemnt is fixed










Its after 73 days









Surprised!










after 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK aray BaBa RuK!


QaBz: EK bar aja aja aja aja aaa Jaa!


GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...



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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi aur Peshawar Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

ap apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?















Coz "HaR GHaRI BaDaL RaHI HaI ROOP ZINDaGI" . . . ;->
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.

kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.

isi lye kehtay hain



bachay 2 hi achay
Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
"Humain"
"Sms"
"kro"
"aur"
"jeeto"
"3 inamat"

1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
ye offer mere ache mood tak valid hai.
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