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Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


SOCHO




aUR SOCHO



GUESS?




Phir SOCHO..




Inta ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"


Lafngon k lye "ufone"



Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WaRID"
TU JH SY KRTa HUN
MULaQaaT SMITNY K
LEYE!

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TUJH SY MIL Ta HUN TO KUCH OR BIKHER Sa JaTa HUN?
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZaKTa G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
Jis yaad mein teri yaad nahi,

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kya yaad nahi kuch yaad nahi,
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.Teri yaad mein sab kuch
bhool gaye
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Kya bhool gaye kuch yaad nahi:]
aaiNda,







Se,









''sms''












SenD,









KarNE ki koshish karna,
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
1 admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,


Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail


lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye aapka vehem hai..->?
What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

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Girl hostel mai phone
aaya
Nadra,Hay Khy?
Warden ne pocha:aagay
khy lagati hay?(Surname)


Jaeab aaya:
ab to pata nahi pehlay
SaRSO Ka TaiL lagati thi.->?