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When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Bin laden''s son was
Bin laden''s son was
studying in an american
School.

Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"

He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gaDHa B JO Na KHaE WO
GHaS HO tUM.

Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.

52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.

Insan 3rd class ho tum.


Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMaN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
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It''s"w"
W-WOMaN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLaNKS...

---LaND---PaR----
CHUUT





any Idea ?





No !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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PTCL LaND LINE PaR
BHaaRI CHUUT ;->
What is the Limit of telling aliE?
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?

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a HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PaaNI ME JaLaY
MERa GORa BaDaN..
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5 Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..



or...



aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...



Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..




GEO MUSHaRaF.......;->
AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk
aK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he





y?





Batao kio



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B''coz

















"SHETaaN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
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Ma KI KUSS TUMHaRI.;->
@ HI Meri Jaan
@ HI Meri Jaan



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Nikal Rahi hY saRDI se!
Remix
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BaRI
PaKIZa $aZa





DETE
HaIN...!!!






Gand Marte Nahi






CHUPa LaGWa Dety heN,,,

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