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Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PaKISTaN !!

Happy load sheding.

Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

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Happy Loadshading...=P;->


Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Hey Dude
a Piece Of advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

as an Ugly Person

always

Consider Yourself

a Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->


~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk about You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
a Bad Way ... ;->

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President and Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->

Want To Go USa

Here''s a Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Ek Pathan apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek aadmi Ne aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->


CHaIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay aana" ;)

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.