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a sensible proposal


a Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
be panaah chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "papPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
yad e mazi azab hy ya rab



Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi azab hy Ya RaB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay


Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
hum to jazz k office call kar ke

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE caLL kar kE
Tarhan tarhan ki GaaLiyan
suna rahEy thay "Pappu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe iS jawab nE SharMinda kar dia

"aur Sunao"..?? =P ;->
perfect example for newtons 3rd law


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D
hamse sms ka panga acha nahi

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





Dost









Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
peak freans sooper


Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FaRaZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka


Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
wo bewafa hai to kya hua


Wo BEWaFa hai to kya hua,
Mat BURa kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DaFa karo usko;-)
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sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi


Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha


Pathan apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi aati Mujhe aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

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