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future husband a free chocolate

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

main kam per ja rah hoon

Man- Main kam pEr ja Rah hoOn.

Sister- allah Ki aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- ae Kera Time ay jan Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->

bas 1 chutki naswar di thi ;

Pathan apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->

oxygen is more important

Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...

but I think....

oxygen is more important... ;->

yousaf raza gilani to man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

dulha mil gaya

Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms apny ammi abbu k Samnay Oonchi awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

.
.
.

Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)

shah jahan ne taj mehal k

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

aur Kaha

Maa Qasam,

Sab Filmi Hai. :-)

aisa karoge tou kon ayega

Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
.
.

.
.
.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

aisa Karoge Tou Kon ayega... =P ;->

badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

im alive u can msg me

This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M aLIVE "
and so u can msg me... =P ;->

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

piyarey or aziz dosto

Piyarey
Or
aziz dosto..

aSLaM O aLaIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

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