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the hardest thing in life is to explain the reason how much you are true and sincere with someone.
I Said To Money.
"U are Just a Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled and Said.
"Ofcourse Im a Piece Of Paper
But
I Have Not Seen a Dustbin In
My Life..!
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWaR" mein.
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

.

Dukandar after much thinking
"aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NaSWaR to behja he nhi.
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: agar Plastic Hum day to??
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



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