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arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga
abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
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Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
Year 1963
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aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
JaCKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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“VICKS” Kyunki
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VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.