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?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JaDi Bta YR abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
Smallest Leave application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai aaj Nahi aaunga! :’(
Nahi aaunga :’(
Nahi aaunga :’(
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“Pad”
ap ne maara hy?
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
a silent msg for all LOVERS
“SONEHRI BaaT”
“NaIKI” Kar K aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P
Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(
jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Hum to aaghaz-e-muhabbat me lut gaye hay faraz

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