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ae taer la hoti is rizk se moot ache

Jis rizk se aati ho perwaz man kotahi
Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath bhr ka h fasila

Ise napte ise katte meri sari umer guzar gai
Mana k bura hun mgr itna bi ni hun

Kuch nazron se gira hun mgr itna bi ni hun
KHULTa KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL Ka MaMLa

SHERON KE INTEKHaB NE RUSWa KIYa MJHE
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
and my nose hit the mirror
aoouuchhh;)
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHaI JaN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT aaRaHI HaI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PaKISTaN Me Hua Hun..
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THaPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.