schools colleges and universities remain close

schools colleges and universities remain close


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May, 05 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2934 views       Funny

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''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)


In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..
Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

.

Q?

.

Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->