today if anyone prai

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->

Apr, 30 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2182 views Funny

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women never understand

Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

Height of satte bazi...

Height of satte bazi...

GAmblers playing for ash abhishek marrige..kitne din chalegee

Teacher

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA

Once an Ant

Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?

Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)

Aatif Aslam ek

Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

fresh juice ka dibba

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Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
Bheja Hai
JUST 4 U
Khali Hai..
Paon Maar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena

pathan 2 wazoo

1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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