2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

2 ghantay aatay ki line mai


Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
  

May, 05 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2679 views       Funny

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Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…


Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Night was dark, moon was high, boy stopd his bike, girl asked him y, he came clos 2her, she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..

PETROL KHATAM.