To The Beautiful

To The Beautiful
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.


Happy Anniversary
  

May, 03 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2941 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
what will himesh say to magnify a picture..?







Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi


Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->