Tharki bacho k leye

Tharki bacho k leye
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
  

May, 13 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     11636 views       Funny

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