india men umer shrif

india men umer shrif

India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->
  

May, 06 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2598 views       Funny

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Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?




























Who Cares?? ..... ;->
Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.



This is this and What is what Faraz..


If this is what then what is this Faraz?
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja

''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?

Meinay kaha

''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."