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Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

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*Golden Words*

*Golden Words*

''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

L o n g t i m e a g o..

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main

Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur Main

Yani Hum Dono

Aaj Raat Ko

Aik Dosre Ko

1 baja K Baad

Akele Mein

Miss calls denge ok :-)

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate

Is lia main sochta hon,

k

tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
.
.
Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Santa Ek Baraf Ka

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

What is the difference Between

What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?

Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?

nobodys like you m

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

New Economic Lingo -

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->

Thief with knife

Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal

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