sardar 2 srdarni ja

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!

Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

May, 06 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2353 views Funny

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Any Degree Of Shaterring,

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?

I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

Interviewer: Can

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Behind every Man''s

Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"

SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->

Aam logon ko bewaqoof

Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!

Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"

Bakri chari pahar

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->

Professor:

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

As by xperience

As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….

Before Marriage

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->

pakistan cricket team has complained

Breaking News:

Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:

Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

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