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bike rider to sarja
bike rider to sarja
"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
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April fool
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
Never Attend A Class
Never Attend A Class
Why ... ? ? ?
John Nash Said :
"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"
So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Tum Ek aise Don ho
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai
Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain
Aur
Pyar se
" DONKEY" kehtye hain
after putting us in
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.
nahi samj ai ????
ya lo
aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
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1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs
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1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs
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1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs
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1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs
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700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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Doctor: your husband
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
Baap: Beti tum muje
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Light can replace dark
Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
..
.
Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
''Dream makes all things possible
''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
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