an economist is a

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

May, 06 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2109 views Funny

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Height of telling a lie

Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)

Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

agley haftey doongi

Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

Kasam Se 20000000000

Kasam Se 20000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Kud Ker Jan De Don

Kasam Se 200000000000 Feet Ki Bulding Se Jan De Don

Phele Ose Bane Tu Do

Aap IdEal moDel

Aap
IdEal
moDel

aChey

Sachey

piYarey

EemaNdaR

MukHLis

WaFadAr

Naik
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logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..

Ab Pappu Ke Poems

Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge

Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...

Chand Or Main..

Chand
Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..

Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..

Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..

Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?

Jab se tumhein jana hai,

Jab se tumhein jana hai,

Jab se tumhein paya hai,

Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,

Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,

''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?

Ek Pyari Si Surat Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Ek Pyari Si Surat

Ek Masoom Sa Cehra

Jheel C Aankhain

Kuch Meethi Baatain

Ek Nazu Ada

Kuch Masti Kuch Maza

Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda

Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->

Sardar got job

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->

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