''TV on kro abi abi Govt

''TV on kro abi abi Govt
Pakistan ne ordinance
jari kya hai

K

Khubsurat logon ko is
mulk se nikal dya
jayega

Aap to 100%

Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''

May, 24 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 2618 views Funny

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When Words r not enough,

When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..

Join

English Course. . . ;->

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

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Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

nahi maloom???

thora orr damagh laraoo

no??

abhi be nahi?

ok let me tell u k kaise aya...

''''''GHALTI SE''''''...

kal shab jo dehka kh

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

After a quarrel,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Life Is A Card Game

Life Is A Card Game

During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->

A successful man is

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

sweetheart u r so b

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.

happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

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