Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.

Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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Realy Not?
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May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2072 views       Funny

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Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




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Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

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Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






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Double Sawari

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1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
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Putting On Your
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Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,



Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
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Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"