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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

May, 25 2010 111 chars (1 sms) 2845 views Funny

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Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
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/.”.)”^——;”;
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''hum gaye the gar un

''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....

dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,

Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye

beautiful girls don like to study

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.

DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000

its easier to be a

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki

Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"

Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->

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