Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !

Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
  

May, 15 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     1919 views       Funny

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE



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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
How do u find Avogadro''s no?









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Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.


Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo


hawain kehti hain pyar karo


ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo

lekin

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ghar walay kehtay hain ke


tussi bahot chotay ho

thora intezaar karo

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
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U have Just Watched My New Film:


TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D