Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !

Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
  

May, 15 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2357 views       Funny

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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*
D O N



Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain






Magar





D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy









Kyun K






D O N Memon Hai . . . ;->


Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->




Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"