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ka khali dabba

FERRARI CAR
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ka photo

SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka

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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par

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Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables

But Most Important

4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Feelings – Loves U

My Mind – Calls U

My Life Is U

I’ll Die Widout U

I love U

“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p

I Like You I Like You

I Like You

I Like You

I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Kya Ap Panchvi

Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .

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Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.

Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.

1.Kachi Pencil Se.

2.Paki Pencil Se.

Woh bhi kya din the

Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........

French : Our Ancesters

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

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