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Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?
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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
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A sweet demand by a kid.
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
Shair Arz Kia Hy Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega
Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega
Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam
Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->
Degrees Of Girl!!
Degrees Of Girl!!
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
abey main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???
Socho
Socho
Socho
Aur Socho
Rehman Dakait ...
GOOD NEWS 4 U
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
child in washroom
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
I * * * * knøw
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busy
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->
''We''ve known each
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
What is the difference
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
Judge:Why Did U
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
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