Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam 1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana 2-Machar Ki malish karna 3-Chiunti ko kiss karna 4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana 5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
