ustad agar me tmha

ustad agar me tmha


Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?

Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
  

May, 06 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2465 views       Funny

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.
It Takes 1000 Workers To Built A Castle

Elven Players To Win A Match

Eight Semesters To Complete Engineering

Two Hearts To Make Love

But

A Single Woman Is Enough To Make A Home Sweet & Happy

Let Us Thank Our Mother

Love U Mom . . . =)
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...