nta-Sir aap apni

nta-Sir aap apni
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
  

Jun, 09 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2489 views       Sardar

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You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.


Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"