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Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

Jul, 06 2012 171 chars (2 sms) 2600 views Sardar

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Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

Sardar Ki Maa

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar 2 Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K

LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..

Santa: I''ve Bee

Santa: I''ve Been
Sending E-mails To
William Shakespare...

Banta: William Shakespare
Is Dead, Stupid ...

Santa: No Wonder
He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->

Santa:Ye Gandhi

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

Have you ever seen

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!

Santa Ek Baraf Ka

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Sardar was painting

Sardar was painting his room
.
Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

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