Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Jul, 06 2012 210 chars (2 sms) 2435 views Sardar

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Doctor:Oh Sorry,

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Sardar: Cricket

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

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Banta: Why Is The

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Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

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Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
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Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

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