WO konsi ungli

WO konsi ungli
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
  

Apr, 22 2011     124 chars (1 sms)     2827 views       Sardar

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Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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?

Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->