Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
  

Apr, 18 2011     170 chars (2 sms)     2732 views       Sardar

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Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
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Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
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Man:
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Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
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BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.