Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
