Man:Sardaar

Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

Jun, 09 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2541 views Sardar

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Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

baki hisa shazia k paper me

Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

A Sardar Was Drying

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?

You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->

Sardar ki mah ki

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?

Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->

Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

Sardar Apne Ghar

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

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