Have you eaten

Have you eaten
Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
  

Jun, 09 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2669 views       Sardar

more Sardar SMS Messages

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???











2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
Aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
Aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
Aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
.
.
.
.
Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.


Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->