Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
Sardar To Another Sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.
