Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

Apr, 09 2011 190 chars (2 sms) 2361 views Sardar

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GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

Sardar Became The

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

grandmother

Sardar To Another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
And
we don't know where the hell she is.

Sardar 2 Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K

LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..

Sardar Ka Ladka

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

SANTA: "I Love U

SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D

Teacher:Wo Kon

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)

Wats D Diff

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!

Why?

He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

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