new economic lingo

new economic lingo

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     299 chars (2 sms)     2481 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!


Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston



Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!