TITANIC k Saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

May, 14 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2242 views Funny

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Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!

pathan bola full kar do:-D

1 Chota Munna Boht

1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka

CHOICE...

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

T-Shirt Line :

T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I

Lub khamosh ho jate

Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?

Weekend Ko

Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????

Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days

Good Morning ! (bina bijli k)

2008 .....

Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)

Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->

A Teacher lecturing on population –

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi

Moral :

Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...

my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

Saw A Dream Last Nite

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

Sardarji was asked,

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

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