Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2254 views       Punjabi

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Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te
bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Oh banda mera imtihan kee ley gha, nazar miley ghee tey nazar jhuka ley gha,


ohnooo meree qabar tey dewa balan da na akheyo,
O nadan j Saara Qabristan jala dey gha
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda
jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.
na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,

jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,
apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey
Tere dardan nal o pardesi,
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,

Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,

Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,

Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.