Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2401 views       Punjabi

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labhdae ha saahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khavhara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara na main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
Entha onnu vilikathe?
Engane pinangan
mathram jnan enthu
thettu cheythu?
1000 Sorry
Sathyamayum jnan
ariyatheyanu ninte
Vaalil chavittiyathu....
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal....
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada.....
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala,
jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla,
Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari,
Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kalaa,
Nally din-rat piwan main bang karan main shor,
Mery to tang Rab mera paioo na jany kyon,
Ik din ay ga zaroor khusain da jery Lang-gay yaar,
Utoon neewon dendy awaaz menu ke....
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala!
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,.
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,
aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,
baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,
lagda a jidon dard dil nu,
othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a
oooooy... bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra....
bolo tara ra ra....
peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
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