Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
  

Jun, 10 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2453 views       Punjabi

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Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : Aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.
Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda
oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de

koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
khalkat de naal taaneyan de

kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita
koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de

te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday
chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de


jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo
Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo
labhdae ha saahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khavhara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara na main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
Rah de wich Khona Okha.

Apna ap lakona okha.

Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.

Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.

Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.

Lag javay ta dhona okha
tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey,
naley sadey toon jaan chudan wastey,



haley waqt ee aaja mein tera oon,
ik pal wich jindari langan wastey

j tun keeti na qadr saadey pyar dee tey na puch,
tenu hanju wee nayeen milney wagan wastey
Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai