Chuha to haathi

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.

Jun, 10 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2400 views Punjabi

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ik ghunah mera

ik ghunah mera maan peyo weikhey tey dewey desan kala,
tey lakh ghunah mera Allah weikhey tey oo pardey pawan wala

Lami Raat Firaaq

Lami Raat Firaaq di...
Jiven Thandi Sill...
Charheya Chan Aasman te...
Kunban laga Dil.....!

Gamm ek jehar h

Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.

jadh turri seh teri

jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!

Main Bahut Batameez,

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez

Hasna Ohna di Aadat

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Main Athwan (8) Ajooba

Main Athwan (8) Ajooba (Osman,UrNamehere)Mera Naam !
Mere naal jaan nu teyar teri mehbooba
Jaan na pehchan, hun aan paigam
Kuriyan ne likhniyan chithiyan mere naam
Mera cell phone wajje hun subah sham
Main roj navi kuriyan de naal peena jaam
Desi kali te goriyan de naal meri sham
Jehri sabh toon sohni, meri raat ohde naam
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba Osman Mera Nam

Mereya rabba bas

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,
dil mere nu pathhar karde,
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda,
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..

Sun kan khol ke

Sun kan khol ke :

Saadi sadhran di suki phulwari wich,

kad meeh ban k tu barsengi,

ajj gall karan nu nakhre kardi aa,

kade vekhan nu v tarsenge .

Yaar yarran nal

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.

Padna-likhna chad

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!

Neend Di Goli Kha

Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga

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