Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.
Tera mera jor v ki May ek gharib da putar, Tu ik afsar di tee. Tera mera jor v ki May te kokay pe sigrat ponka, Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee, Tera mera jor v ki May ek shirt no do do panwa, Tera sout ye panji tee, Tera mera jor v k
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni...
Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni...
Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan...
Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni
peyyar dey side effects,
Nazla"
Zukaam"
Khanci"
Sar main dard"
Kan main dard"
paet main wat"
Eyes main ansso"
Kammar main dard"
Dammag main dard"
Es Bemarri ka naam haiy Lovetariya.
GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
