Asi Mobile on rakhya

Asi Mobile on rakhya
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
  

Jun, 11 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2076 views       Punjabi

more Punjabi SMS Messages

jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!
oooooy... bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra....
bolo tara ra ra....
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala,
jithy gaddi no rokan Othy kurian da jalla,
Sdd-aa sachian dy nall lawan sachi dilon yari,
Jary dil dy joothy Ona daa munh kalaa,
Nally din-rat piwan main bang karan main shor,
Mery to tang Rab mera paioo na jany kyon,
Ik din ay ga zaroor khusain da jery Lang-gay yaar,
Utoon neewon dendy awaaz menu ke....
Main Aadmi anokhaa andaz wy nirala!
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,

Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,

Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,

Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!
Majbooriyan de naal aayian zindgi ch dooriyan
Dooriyan de naal hoyian khushiyan adhoriyan
Shraab kissy cheez da elaaj nahin
Zindagi saza nahin, kis wely hona ki kisy nu pata nai
Bhang p k kadi koi jitteya ni jangg
Jadon duniya de meleyan toon ho jao tangg!! Odon Lailo meri Salah!
Meri zindgi ch Aaaiyan mushkilan batheriyan,
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!!!
Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.