Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Jun, 11 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2828 views Politics

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Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

Politics

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

aaj kal sirf 2 topics

Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

Tmhara farz hai dalna

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

VOTE

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

Politics, it seems to

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

In politics

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

aaj purani rahoon s

aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)

Pakistan k Masael

Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.

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Government is like

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