Government is like

Government is like
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
  

Jun, 11 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2499 views       Politics

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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

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