Ek Larki Dosri Se

Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

Jun, 11 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 3316 views Naughty

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A Couple Had 3

A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

Nargis koi mamoli

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

bel bja k bhag jain gy

tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.

LONELY NIGHT

In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down

my cheeks and make a quiet wish,

May you are here with me

Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night,

expressing lovely feelings,

We have for each other.

I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.

Why R U pregnan

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

bahoon main

Pehlay Baahon me Lena

Phr Seene Se Lagana

Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna

Phr Khoob Kiss Krna

Phr Bister Pr Litana
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Kita Mushkil hay
Bacchon ko Sulana.

molvi

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Govrment ny aeilan

Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->

Man to Sexy Air

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

Shall We Try Different

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"

Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

kal koi meri biwi k

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

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