Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day

May, 06 2010 92 chars (1 sms) 2456 views Funny

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What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???

Need Nt To Think Hard

It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
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Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Girl’s father: “main nahin

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Teacher : "

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

After watching Bush''s treatment,

After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)

aik pathan road pe p

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

Its God''s responsibility

Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Kia

Socho

Kuch Socha

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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->

When u fall in

When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"

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Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

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