angel askd a man af

angel askd a man af


Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     319 chars (2 sms)     2010 views       Funny

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.
.
.
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President When Pigs
Fly ...

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President And Only
Several Months Later

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